I stole this from MsAntLady.    Hope She doesn't mind.

TEN FIRSTS
First best friend: A boy named Dylan in kindergarten
First screen name: If i told ya that i'd have to kill ya
First Pet: a puppy my mom got me when i was two.  i named her baby. 
First Piercing:  both nipples pierced in 2002
First Crush: lol, a little blonde haired girl named samantha in my aunt's sunday school class
First Record: 'Fairweather Johnson' by Hootie and the Blowfish in 1996 (i was 12 when i bought it lol) 
First Love: Lisa - the first girl i ever fell in love with

NINE LASTS
Last alcoholic beverage: pint of stella at the pub
Last car ride: today in my vette
Last movie seen: orlando -  not a new film but something someone recommended a while back
Last phone call made: today to a client
Last CD Played: some silly mozart thing of ryan's
Last Bubble bath: ummm lol.. .. i put norfolk lavender bubble bath in the jacuzzi a week after i got here.  that was a MESS!  boy did i get in trouble!!!  
Last time you cried: lets see.. .. last week when i got a beatin from MsTamsin? 

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: nope
Have you ever been arrested: hell no
Have you ever skinny dipped: yeah yeah in the miami surf, baby  
Have you ever been on TV: once in a commercial for a car stereo place
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it: i've regretted kissin something- read a couple posts back- the one for the over 18s
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone: more than you would ever imagine
Have you ever had sex? well yeah, lol.

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. black thong underwear
2. ring in my PA piercing
3. track suit bottoms
4. tee shirt
5. pony tail holder (not pink!)
6. gold signet ring
7. training collar (more like a necklace) oh and my halo

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. saw a client
2. had my piano lesson and kissed my teacher
3. ate breakfast and lunch (didn't get supper cause i'm punished)
4. fed horses
5. helped MsV with Her bath and getting dressed
6. did some work on the computer (work and play)

FIVE FAVOURITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. running
2. mexican food
3. a good whipping or cbt (easy on the b cause i wanna be a daddy)
4. oral sex
5. oh hell.. any sex with a woman ( ryan being the exception to the rule)

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO
1. Auntie
2. MsV
3. Ryan
4. My Guardian Angel (my mom)

THREE CHOICES
1. Black or White: black
2. Hot or Cold: hot
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. become a father
2. sail across the atlantic with ryan for my first mate (lol)

ONE THING YOU REGRET
looking at the free vids on www.herfirstgangbang.com in a moment of sexual frustration and having MsV find out about it.  i got a week of solitary for that.   

Okay i'm sorry i'm going on but just two more little digs.  

And thats about how little She is in stature compared to
Her human property, lol!

Okay i'm done
hope it was as good for the friends that know us
as it was for me!

mikey boy

well i wrote a post early this morning and had to delete it per instruction
while i was gettin a talkin to i was also told off for my lack of commas and apostrophes
and other stuff like that.  so.. .. .. ..

Now i have to write the 'proper' way.
i was told its time to grow up on paper (and computer screen).
ooookay
other rules?
i have to write out words all the way and not use my little abbreviations.
So that means no more 'ne' for any.
No more talkin or eatin or wankin ( Oops.. .. Did i say that?   )
If its supposed to be ing at the end i have to write or type ing.
i have to capitalize things.
The i's when referring to me can stay in lower case because this is okay with Her.
She says that shows that i know my place.
So i guess i'm gonna lose all my character.. .. at least my flavor of writinG.
i'm not an idiot
If i have to type a business letter or something official i know how to do it.
In my free time i have always liked to be a little more relaxed.
But MsV is determined to turn me from a casual American male
into a proper Anglo-American gentleman.
She says She's not tryinG to turn me into Ryan
but She wants to mold me into the best michael i can be.
Notice ANYthing above?
i have to capitilize Alfalfa's name because he's the boss of me too.
i'm the low man on the totem pole  (i am the totem pole when CF is a happy chappy - heh heh heh  )
i also decided to make a new design for my banner and my profile picture.
Does everyone like it?  i'm Snoopy and Ryan is Schroder the piano playing fool, lol.
Oh and don't forget to play the music under my title. 
You have to click on it TWICE for some stupid reason
It's the Penis  PeanutsTheme Song.
Okay the lyric for today from MsV's vast record collection is:

Love,
michael