well i wrote a post early this morning and had to delete it per instruction
while i was gettin a talkin to i was also told off for my lack of commas and apostrophes
and other stuff like that. so.. .. .. ..
Now i have to write the 'proper' way.
i was told its time to grow up on paper (and computer screen).
ooookay
other rules?
i have to write out words all the way and not use my little abbreviations.
So that means no more 'ne' for any.
No more talkin or eatin or wankin ( Oops.. .. Did i say that? 
)
If its supposed to be ing at the end i have to write or type ing.
i have to capitalize things.
The i's when referring to me can stay in lower case because this is okay with Her.
She says that shows that i know my place.
So i guess i'm gonna lose all my character.. .. at least my flavor of writinG.
i'm not an idiot
If i have to type a business letter or something official i know how to do it.
In my free time i have always liked to be a little more relaxed.
But MsV is determined to turn me from a casual American male
into a proper Anglo-American gentleman.
She says She's not tryinG to turn me into Ryan
but She wants to mold me into the best michael i can be.
Notice ANYthing above?
i have to capitilize Alfalfa's name because he's the boss of me too.
i'm the low man on the totem pole (i am the totem pole when CF is a happy chappy - heh heh heh 
)
i also decided to make a new design for my banner and my profile picture.
Does everyone like it? i'm Snoopy and Ryan is Schroder the piano playing fool, lol.
Oh and don't forget to play the music under my title.
You have to click on it TWICE for some stupid reason
It's the Penis PeanutsTheme Song.
Okay the lyric for today from MsV's vast record collection is:
His brain is squirming like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this man a ride
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road"
So what song is that?
Hint: Its from the 60s.
First right answer from a female wins you one night of unbridled passion with this beta boy!
Love,
michael
2007-09-21 @ 16:52